Lion - Demon Witch

Lion, The Demon Witch ^^

Well, since its a funny/crazy contest, i will try to make it as funny/crazy as possible for me


Lion was born near Mountain hyal, 50 years after Archimonde was defeated there.
As an direct descendat of Archimonde, he was able to control a few of his terrible
powers. Of course Lions spells couldnt be on the same level as archimondes.So he
tried to get stronger by himself. His first big problem was his lack of mana.He wasnt
able to collect enough mana for powerfull spells. He traveled through Kalimdor and
searched in Ashenvale for an Old NightelfDruid, who could teach him how to get more
mana. As he finally found him the Elf told him that Lion has to go through a test to see
if hes capable of this powerfull spell. The clue was, that Lion should be able to see
through his opponents mind, to find his mana source and transfer it to himself. In order
to get this ability, Lion had to beat the Druid in Rock, Paper secciors 50times in a row!
After days of Training he was finally manage to beat the Nightelf and after another
few days he was able to steal mana now from his enemies. So he called this "Mana Drain".
He directly then tried out his new spell at the Druid himself, and since he was so surprised,
he couldnt stand a chance. This gave Lion so much Mana power, that he was able to perform
his own skill, his own special offense ability which he has since he was born: the "Impale".
After that, Lions evil plan was clear: He wants to become the most Powerfull ever. So he traveled
again around azeroth to improve himself.

2months later

The Sentinel knows about Lion, after he killed the Old nightelfdruid. So they began try to stop him...
Lion(who was near tirisfall now) made a new friend : The human Hunter Jason fletcher.
Nobody knows hot these to could become friends, maybe we dont want to know xD
Both of them searched for a certain person, who might could teach Lion another Spell.
He was a shadow shaman. When they finally reached him, Flechter wants to force the
technique out of the troll shaman, but the shaman gave him one advice:
"The Sentinel already search for you, so you would do better not to kill me. Also, we can solve this
peacefully."
Lion had to smoke a giant joint to get crazy enough to learn the voodo magic. After he did that
the Troll teaches him the spell, because he wouldnt stand a chance agains these two. Lion was
finally able to perform the spell and he was going to leave, when he thinks about the time he learned
the "mana drain" from the druid. He looked in Fletchers eyes and, without a word, they turned around
and after lion used "Vodoo" on the shaman it was easy to kill him for fletcher. They also found
a little backpack there with an mighty weapon in it. It was named Dagon.
As they walked away, a little creature began to cry for his father. They didnt know, but
one day another Shadow Shaman would seek for revenge.
So Lion studied about the powerfull Dagon and used it to kill many enemies. When he
noticed, that he hasnt much Dagons left, he started to evolve his own special imba ability
and before the last Dagon was used up he was able to call it his own : "Finger of Death".
With this ability, he was ready to fight against the sentinel. Fletcher also did, since he wasnt
able to go back, beacause Lion wasn carefully enough in using Dagon, cuz there was a little notice:




Well since then, the once human being called himself just bone Flechter, lucky for Lion that he was powerfull
enough to stand against the effects of the item. The fight beginns....in Dota!

(im sorry.as u realized the story isnt so funny and it isnt very detailed, too.I just thought it would get to long, and since its for easy reading i hope that is enough. Good Luck to all other writers as well.)
Sorry for the bad english, but i hope it amused u a bit as well